I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
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I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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