doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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