HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
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I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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