3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
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She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Drake has all the answers
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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