dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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