Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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