return my video game
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
