Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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