please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I am available for nakedness
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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