love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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