and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Randomize
