Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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