Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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