I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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