Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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