last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
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When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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