i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
