What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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