How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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