apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
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Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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