$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
