I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
