Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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