Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
thus making me awesome and them whores
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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