you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
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Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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