I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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