he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Hippo gnu deer
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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