Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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