***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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