how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
