dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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