And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
