So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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