i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
