On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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