we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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