normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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