i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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