she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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