Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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