On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
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I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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