Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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