Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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