Walk of Shame. In a state park.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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