Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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