if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
My vagina just recognized that song.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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