I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
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Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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