i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
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I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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