So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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