Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
