Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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