oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
