So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
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Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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